Perhaps, your life is boring. You don’t even dream of having a nice sport car or a huge mansion with 20 bedrooms. But, at least, you must have wildly dreamed of having unlimited cash on which you can purchase anything on Earth without hesitation.

Okay, my dream is to be a ROCKSTAR who sings crooning love songs.

But…

Identify yourself, please. If you ever dreamed of making love with me. I wanna know who you are in real, instead of on Facebook and etc. Some of the ridiculous jokes I recently was being sincerely questioned were “How many times do you masturbate everyday?” and “How big is your cock?” and “When was your first sex?” and “Do you like having sex in public?” and etc. Damn. I was excited. Being stimulated. *roll eyes*

LOL!!! But who are you, huh? You’re funnily funny. *roll eyes many many times*

I seriously think that I’m not a drama king. Even though I love watching American drama series such as Lost and Prison Break.

Yes, I look sozzled all the time.

Yes, I look sozzled all the time.

Anyway, I like having friends (such as Tatiana Del Toro from the latest season of American Idol) who are dramatically funny. Check her out! My so-called dramatic friends always make me laugh my ass out. Their jokes are all serious. Haha…

And the most dramatic act award goes to.. Sammy!

And the most dramatic act award goes to.. Sammy!

In fact, I need little jokes everyday.

Because I’m a happy kid.