Nouveaux Cheveux

J’ai de nouveaux cheveux, in French!

I have a new hair, in English!

It makes my bloody overgrown head look so so small. Technically, the size is STILL BIG. Thanks to Keith and his boyfriend. *claps from afar then flying kisses* You guys need that!!

Keith and his boyfriend kissed passionately to make me have THESE looks!!

1. What!! They are kissing.

2. Ouch… Tongue-fight!

3. Prince and ‘princess’ making love…

I was the one made them gross. Haha…

When I think of my jobless days, which is now, my guilt keeps attacking me. I’m seriously looking for a job. Who wants to be an engineer? So dullllllllll!!!!!!!!!!

Forgive me.. Let me play some more!!

Au revoir!!

 

My Dear Nephews

Technically, I don’t know how to babysit my nephews.

They don’t need me, somehow!

Mes neveux et moi

Both of them are my eldest brother’s well-educated but spoiled sons. The elder is Chia Qi aged 8 and the younger is Chia Yi aged 5. And I have to say, the brothers are more playful than I was when I was a little boy. Perhaps, smarter.

Chia Qi played the computer games non-stop; more than 6 hours. Of course, I knew that his eyes would be damaged so I tried to stop him from looking at the monitor screen by offering him some slices of pizzas. But well… He knew that he needed to get back to the games. He minimized the window and showed me the Desktop wallpaper. But after less than 1 minute, he continued the games. Occasionally, he screamed out loud as his character level was upped. Happy ‘Pokémon’ Holiday!

Chia Yi was slightly laughable. Usually, he sat beside his brother in front of the computer and waited for his turn. But his turn seemed to be wasted most of the time. Hence, I let him play the childish games from my laptop. Avoiding the bombs, feeding the fishes, shooting the birds… Okay, my games. Sometimes I wanted to use my laptop and he ironically pretended that he could read the newspapers beside me – waiting for his turn again. Then he would turn on the television and enthusiastically explain to me his favourite cartoon biography before the ‘Play’ button was pressed.

Mmm hmmm… My dear nephews.

 

I met Jason Mraz.

My life is wonderful. I met Jason Mraz.

Jason Mraz Live in Malaysia 2009

I was lucky enough as I actually went to the one and only Jason Mraz concert in Malaysia. Undoubtedly, his live performance was très bien. He was simply slumberous (which was great) yet amazingly talented. I had goosebumps for times when he was connected to his songs, emotionally.

He spoke French!

Okay, he said ‘Terima Kasih’, too.

But I was happier when he spoke French and I surprisingly understood most of the multiple languages he spoke. Haha…

Meow~~~~ Jason and I both like cats. I guess.

I must say, he was bootyliciously funny. I loved him when he made every hilarious movement on stage. He was singing on stage so close to me. Unbelievably damn!! In a very good way.

Musically, he planted his melodies in my heart. That’s all.

 

Summer Snow

Finally… Here I share the recording of the New Tune Music Workshop interview session at the Ai FM radio station few weeks ago. Sorry for the delay. Hehe…

Hmmm… You can listen to the show directly by pressing the players or click the links respectively to open each new browser. Here we go!!

Part 1 (Link)

Don’t Cry (不哭)
Singer : Jess Lee
Pianist : Christine Tee
Lyricist : Thum Cheng Haw
Composer : Kellyn

Waiting (等待)
Singer : Chao Choong Fai
Guitarist : Chong Hoc Mun
Lyricist : Fang Shan Fu
Composer : Fang Shan Fu

Part 2 (Link)

Love You Until Tomorrow (爱到明天)
Singer : Seen Loh
Guitarist : Chong Hoc Mun
Lyricist : Fang Shan Fu
Composer : Fang Shan Fu

Forget (忘记)
Singer : Jess Lee
Pianist : Christine Tee
Lyricist : Xiao Yu
Composer : Xiao Yu

Part 3 (Link)

Don’t Say To Break Up (别说分手)
Singer : Chao Choong Fai
Guitarist : Chong Hoc Mun
Lyricist : Fang Shan Fu
Composer : Fang Shan Fu

How? I personally think that the overall session was not boring good. Hehe… I mean, entertaining. Okay, enjoy yourself… Last but not least, please support New Tune Live Performance 12 (NTLP XII) on 26 march 2009 at 7 PM at the UKM DECTAR hall. The theme is Summer Snow. Errr…. Namely, snow falls in the summer. Check out the New Tune Music Workshop musical group on Facebook for more details. Tchao!

 

Yellow Skin

Don’t hate me because I don’t have yellow skin.

It was not easy to survive among some Chinese friends when they talked about how fair their skin could be and subsequently how sad they were when they had sun-burned under a long day exposure to the sun. For 22 years… I have never experienced any problem of getting whitened. I’m jealous.

Hmmm… I was born this way. Dark.

I didn’t realize that I was so different from them.

Some friends of mine have the similar obstacles in their respective lives. Just like moi!!! 

We were the victims of racism. We were born because two different races of parents had sex. We were always ignored among friends. We were all alone.

Errr…. Basically, we are aliens. To them….

Please. Don’t think that you’re always better than us.

We are just different.

 

Kyuan On MIFA 2008

Have you ever heard of a fashion designer named Kyuan?

Yes. He is my friend.

I must always say that he is my friend, proudly. Haha… Anyway, he must be rolling his eyes if he reads this little promotion of him. Okay la.. He doesn’t need me at all.

But I have decided to upload some of his designs which made him the Best Evening Wear Designer Award winner of MIFA 2008 weeks ago.

Here we go..

Oh well… The three evening wear garments are absolutely stunning. I’m not forced to praise la.. I really mean it!! But I wanna make fun of comment on his designs. Perhaps, his fashion show.

MIFA 2008 - Kyuan's Design 1

The first evening wear design brings the oriental aroma. At least I feel this way. The model looks like a Chinese ghost imported from Beijing. I mean, she must have walked like a cat – that’s why she needs to do a cat walk. I missed the show. Okay, I didn’t attend the show. But if I were there sitting at the very last row, she definitely scares me out of my skin. She acts like a smiling angry ghost. The feeling is melancholy. Perfect. Okay, I’m confused. I’m not a pro.

MIFA 2008 - Kyuan's Design 2

If she is selling SEX, she does a very good job. I’m not sure whether she’s showing off her diamond wedding ring or pressing her left breast. Haha… Or singing Mariah Carey’s popular lines of “Touch my body… Touch my body…”. Because of the matter of sex… She is sexy. She wins my heart. To be frank, this is my favourite garment. She fully delivers the message to the audiences and is very confident. *claps*

MIFA 2008 - Kyuan's Design 3

Oh no.. What a face!! Okay, I need to calm down. For three minutes.

…

I was wrong.

She has to stand beside James Bond. Shoot me!! Yes, the feeling is right on the spot. She makes the ladies wanna wear what she’s wearing.

And here I present to you… Belinda Chee!!!!

Belinda Chee

She is GORGEOUS. Slightly short but GORGEOUS. Très bien.

MIFA 2008 - Kyuan's Design 4

But it surely would be better if the dress was tighter. This is Kyuan’s fault!

You don’t know who the hell Kyuan is??

DENG!! DENG!!

Happy Kyuan

Yong Kai Yuan!! Who said you could hold their hands? Grrr…. (And the Batman’s girlfriend is wearing Kyuan’s avant-garde design.)

Serious. From my point of view, the Chinese ghost, the sexy Mariah Carey, the James Bond girl and the Batman’s girlfriend are great. I’m sincere now. All of the Kyuan’s designs are above par.

 

Wanna See Me Naked?

Oh no.. I bet you can’t even resist peeking at my pornography.

…

You wish!!

Moi? Wanna see me naked? Not until I have 8 pack abs. I’m joking.

I’m not talking nonsense.

But for your temporary desire fulfillment, Justin’s here impersonating Bruce Lee while wearing nothing only tight briefs.

Sexy Back (The Hollywood News)

From The Love Guru one la.. Haha… He’s a funny man!

Okay. This entry is especially written for those misuse my personal photographs or whatever on other websites, with or without my permission.

I couldn’t help noticing my blog stats were increasing tremendously for the past few weeks, regardless of the consequence of the gay entry. Thus I clicked on some of the referrers (from my dashboard) which were surprisingly a lot of them… HUH! Most of the viewers are from the homosexual web pages.

What?!

My blog is hitting more than 400 views per week. Err… Usually it is only around 100. I shouldn’t be happy. Nor contented. I don’t know who the hell is (are) taking advantages on me, even though I didn’t give a shit. Now I wanna know la..

Beautiful Disaster

But I can do nothing what!! Or anything?

And another insanity of the fake MSN accounts. Grrr… WHO ARE YOU?

 

Here I Did Wrongly

Don’t read this entry if you dislike GAYS. Or any degree of sexual explicitness.

But now I SIBEH SIBEH SIBEH SIBEH hate gays la.. Okay, NOT all gays!!!! If you’re my good homosexual friends (you should know who you are), I don’t mean to hurt you because I’m completely without bias. You guys are great!

But this case happened to me hours ago… HOT & SPICY! (But I need to sleep now so this post may be updated slowly after I wake up.) I met up some friends in KL yesterday and ironically I knew only one friend there and the others (both guys and girls) were new ones. We happily chatted nevertheless like a usual gathering.

However, this time I felt kinda awkward as one of the new male friends was sissy. Frankly, I was okay with sissies. At least I tried to..

The sissy guy I mentioned was overboard. Plus his freaky personality, I knew I had to be friendly. Fake fake fake… “Am I sissy?” he even asked with his innocent gaze at me. I personally found that the word ’sissy’ was deeply offensive to him. I said, hmmm… I didn’t say yes.

Anyway, I didn’t talk to him most of the time. Yeah, my friends and I always hang out and forget the time. Holiday what… So the gathering was till late night. I always have transportation problem coming back here in Kajang. Then the guy offered me to fetch me back home because he currently stays somewhere around Balakong which is near to Kajang. It was around 11 o’clock at night. Without hesitation, I said yes.

When we were on the way back in his car, he asked whether he could stay over my place as he would go to PJ tomorrow morning and didn’t wanna go back to his Balakong house. At that moment, I was like… HUH! I didn’t answer him. And I tried to escape from his intention of staying over night at my place. He is sissy lo.. Sorry la..

Then I told him that I was thirsty and wanted to go for drinks. In fact I thought the best way of spending the whole night was not in my room. I would rather drink all night long. He wanted to order alcohols (I suspected his intention) and I refused and refused and refused. Dear friends, for the first time I refused free alcohols. Damn!!

I was TOTALLY uncomfortable sitting with him. Only both of us some more. And I ran out of topics. Poor me!! He was the one talking most of the time. Until I started dozing off… I mean, DOZING OFF! No choice la.. I told him I needed to sleep and asked for his help to send me home. I didn’t care whether I really had to sleep on the same bed with him.

Predicted. He brought all his bags to my room. THREE BIG BAGS. What for huh?!! He said he would wake up and leave for PJ early in the morning.

Then, I slept. Not on my bed! I let him sleep on my bed and I slept on the floor with the cushion.

Gay Anime Part 1

I didn’t know the time. I heard him snoring while my body was aching as a result of sleeping on the stiff floor.

I thought he was sleeping. HERE I DID WRONGLY. Hmmm… 

I shifted my body back to my own bed and fell asleep. 

Gay Anime Part 2

…

Are you sure you wanna know more??

…

It’s my blogs anyway; you decide now whether you wanna continue reading. Haha…

…

He started molesting touching me.

Gay Anime Part 3

Okay, he put his hands on my chest. Oh gosh… I quickly moved back to the floor. Errr… I was shocked and fell off my bed. Luckily I don’t have bedstead.

Gay Anime Part 4

But damn it!! He crossed his left leg over my stomach trying to turn me on, in a hugging position. His hand caressed all over my chest (trying to seduce me by playing with my poor sensitive nipples) and his leg scrubbing my penis (intending to make me have an erection). HHHHEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!

Okay, I didn’t shout. But my mind was full of vulgar words and I pushed him away. I would seriously fuck him to death if he was a little bit cuter. I mean, FUCK HIM!

Gay Anime Part 5

The ending part… His best part!!

I was fuming seriously. CIBAI SISSY FREAKY FAGGOT!!

He turned and headed lying on me. He kissed me on my lips and put his tongue into my mouth.

Gay Anime Part 6

AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was 6 something in the morning. I woke up and went out! It was over the limit.

He continued dreaming. CIBAI SISSY FREAKY FAGGOT!!

Gay Anime Part 7

He then left at around 10 AM. He pretended that nothing had happened. I was silent all the way.

Now, I’m still very angry at him. Who the fuck is he??!!

 

The Truths

The truth is.. I WAS JUST KICKED OUT FROM THE COMPETITION!

I wanna go to die now…

Joking joking..

I was not shocked as I already predicted this result la.. Top 10 ain’t an easy job!

Here comes the most interesting part!! Summary of the judges after my semi-final performance:

Judge 1 (汤小康)…

You arr… You look like Zhang Jue Long (张觉隆) la.. (while chuckling with Candy who was sitting next to him)

Is he serious? That was the second time he said so and the first time was during my first audition. Then I bumped into him again in the washroom and he repeated the same sentence for the third time. Haha… Really zadou! I would feel better if he said that I look like Chace Crawford. Haha… Dream la..

Judge 2 (Candy 谢婉婷)…

I still think that you sing not bad. But you shouldn’t listen to your vocal teacher about the dynamic control.

She stated a lot of good points. This is what I can sum up from what she commented on my singing. I totally agreed with her opinion on the spot about the dynamic control. But I wasn’t sure about the vocal teacher until my friends reminded me after I got off the stage. And the second truth of the day is.. I DON’T HAVE A VOCAL COACH, EVEN A PROPER VOCAL TRAINING! Hehe… But I seriously need a lesson.

Judge 3 (邓智彰)…

Your audition was better. For today, you just now didn’t hit the first high note correctly. You seem regressing.

Oh.. He is the most honest judge after all. I was glad that he told me the third truth. Actually I didn’t realize my flat note until I listened back to the recording from Yunxin. Geli….

Frankly, I was quite disappointed with my performances even from the audition at Neway to the semi-final at The Summit Subang USJ. So before I end this post… I’m gonna reveal the final truth. THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME JOINING AN OFFICIAL SINGING COMPETITION LO..

No matter what…. I wanna thank all my friends for supporting me.. Especially the ones accompanying me throughout my whole competition. KK la.. Little Fish la.. Casper la.. KK’s friend aka Yong Fu la.. And SMSes and messages from the viewers from Le Prince de 1986 as well as my silly YouTube channel. Haha… And my mom for asking me to sing for others’ wedding ceremonies. My mom arr… She’s kidding moi.

 

On A Malacca Trip

Guess what… I was ON A MALACCA TRIP.

Fort A Famosa @ the foot of St. Paul's Hill

Fort A Famosa was originally constructed by the Portuguese in 1511 but it suffered severe structural damage during the Dutch invasion. And the plan by the British to destroy it was aborted as a result of the intervention of Sir Stamford Raffles in 1808. Now it belongs to Malacca.

Stacey SHOOTING

The trip was planned by others without my realization. I just got a call for invitation and I said YESSS… Oui oui…

There were 8 of us in the group including my friends and me. Happily fitted into two cars. Together with me are Bong, Daniel, Heart, Khin, Penguin, Stacey and Waiyin.

Clarice aka Penguin + Waiyin aka Garfield + Seen aka Prince

I may upload more photos if at all possible since Daniel and Stacey had better cameras with them throughout the 1-day trip.

Christ Church

I personally think that the local history of Malacca is fascinating. Christ Church was constructed in 1753 and the structure reflects original Dutch architecture. The building houses hand-crafted church benches, jointless ceiling skylights, a copper replica of the Bible, a headstone written in the Armenian language, and a replica of “The Last Supper”.

Most of the buildings are already transformed into the historical museums. Hehe… But we didn’t intend to buy the tickets.

Where's the iguana?

A historical flashback. Impressed by the courage of a deer, Parameswara decided on the spot to found an empire on the very place that he was sitting. He named it ‘Melaka’ after the tree under which he had taken shelter.

Malacca Tree

It was a scorching hot day. But the Malacca tree was not tall enough to shelter 8 of us la.. Only Parameswara.

Don't get dehydrated by eating the ABC.

Let's share it!!

The weather was getting hotter and hotter. We were melting. We couldn’t bear with it anymore and thus decided to spend some quality times at Starbucks. Haha… Bong, Daniel and I fell asleep.

We went to have our perfect seafood dinner at around 6 in the evening while the sun was setting.

Straits of Malacca

By the seaside, an old uncle took our orders and served us but fortunately the food was BRILLIANT especially the crabs. I wasn’t 100% full as we planned to go for more foods. But the seafood was seriously worth its price. Less than 20 bucks per person.

Heart et Waiyin

Stacey et Seen

Jonker Street (Jalan Hang Jebat) is famous for its antique goods. It is also famous for its carnival-like atmosphere during weekend nights.

The 'Chicken' Street

Needless to say, we spent the whole night wandering there and drinking and eating and wandering there again. I liked the dessert the most. Yummy!

The Three-Wheelers

Oh yeah… The night view in Malacca was magnificent. It was like a small Las Vegas as I saw it from the tower. I couldn’t believe my eyes.

Good night, Malacca!

1-day trip for Malacca is more than enough for my excitement as I easily get tired. But I’m okay if I don’t have to pay the bills.